The eleventh – yes eleventh – period of Dancing with the Stars is exact form to debut September 20th, 2010 for another two-month run of television that will have your wife and girlfriend kicking you in the balls to get the tramontane on Monday Nights.
Good chance, fellas. The cast this year even has me excited.
Wait, did I just say that?
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Recently retired Super Bowl champion and following Hall of Famer Kurt Warner steps in as the football rep this year following in the footsteps of such big names as Warren Sapp, Emmitt Smith and Chad Ochocinco. He’ll be joined in particular former NBA sustain Rick Fox, who I’ve unceasingly joked as being way too good looking for TV. How the hell does that guy depart his teeth so damn corpse-like?
Still Fox and Warner are going to have trouble stealing the spotlight from the rest of the star studded cast. We all thought that Baywatch star Pamela Anderson’s spectre last year was a motive to watch, but with ABC treating us to David Hasslehoff this year, I’m ready for an absolute practise wreck. And by “ready” I mean “terribly excited”.
Guess who else is invited? The Situation from Jersey Shore. Maybe the coddle boomer generation hasn’t been exposed to The Situation yet. Perhaps this is just another chance for Dancing with the Stars to captivate a younger audience. Or perhaps they’ve just seen Jersey Shore and understand that this guy makes for great television.
Whatever reason they oblige into casting The Situation on to this show, I’m endorsing it through the roof. If mothers and grandmothers haven’t found a way to lock up their daughters yet, The Situation’s abs will give them a reason to.
Rounding out the cast will be Florence Henderson of Brady Bunch fame, pop choirboy Brandy (because seriously, what else has she been up to lately), some chick from The Hills, and Bristol Palin who will do her best not to get impregnated on stage.
As always, there will Dancing with the Stars betting odds in our Entertainment betting oddssection and while all the stars I’ve already listed are reasons for you to introduce your girlfriend to the wonderful exactly of gambling, there’s one lady who is getting my money when these odds are posted…
Jennifer Grey.
Don’t know who that is? Well let me just remind that you that NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER! That’s right – the unvarying gal who played “Baby” in Dirty Dancing will be making another return to the spotlight of dance.
Listen, I know she’s been an actor for years since the 1987 release of the movie, but have you seen her IMDB profile? I haven’t heard of any of these movies.
I don’t care that she’s fifty years out-moded. If she doesn’t do that wonderful, running-off-the-stage, airplane lift they did in the movie, I will be horribly disappointed. Actually, if I’m caught dead watching this show when my girlfriend isn’t armed with a crossbow mucronated at my throat, a half-ton of dynamite strapped to my nuts and a butcher’s knife pointed at my eyeballs, I’ll be in effect upset.